- Dogs cannot lie.

- Dogs never resist nap time.

- You don't need to go get extra phone lines for a dog.

- Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

-Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.

- Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42. Average cost of sending your kid: $103,000.

- Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

- Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.

- If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed.